Cellulite Farm


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Sigh. I am so, so tired. I am feeling so, so fat. And so, so frustrated and futile.

On a happier thread... yesterday at work I got to share a little bit of the Lord with a co-worker. He is a rather interesting fellow. I have casually engaged him in conversation before, but, I found him highly annoying and the type of person I would rather not talk to. But, yesterday while I was eating, we kinda had to eat together, so I thought I might as well make the best out of it. He was saying how he is a athiest, and how he doesn't believe in the military.

When I asked him why, he said he would prefer not to talk about it because I wouldn't understand. When I explained that my Dad's family is pacifist's, and my Mother is a Jehovah's Witness, he opened up and shared a few more details. Instead of attacking is very flawed theology. I shared a very abbrieviated, condensed version of my testimony. Simply stating that I knew Jesus Christ was real because I had seen His power in my life. Thankfully, I was able to share it in a manner that did not seem condemning or condescending. After I finished, I could see in his eyes that he really understood, and wasn't just humoring me. So, you never know, maybe I planted a seed...

On the other hand, work kinda sucks because I found out what a jerk my boss is. He is nice enough, but married and enjoys hitting on this chick that used to work there. And it is a common known fact he would like to get into bed with her. To quote someone "he isn't attracted to her, he just wants to screw her." Yay! That leaves me feeling real confident about my management.

I am sitting here feeling like a fat ugly blob. I just checked my cellulite growth and I have a veritiable farm growing on my butt. Sadly enough, I cannot harvest it. And, I cannot remember the last time I ate a live vegtable. Sad, but true.

Well, I have to go study for Monday's tests.


This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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