Beth Ann

Published 9.12.04 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

I find this rather interesting. This girl, who actually gave away the her title in a local Miss Delaware pageant the first year Joy competed,singing a rather mediocre version of God Bless America, is releasing a album titled "Blonde Behind the Wheel." She sounds like a young Reba, if you are into that thing you should check out her website. Otherwise, you can sate you knowledge to know that she looks like a blonde version of Ashlee Simpson. With thinner hair. Not necessarily a good thing. She needs a good hairstylist, good makeup artist and a better photographer.

What do they teach them in Nashville?

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VDOprincess on December 09, 2004 4:47 PM

OMW! I just realized that you had a link in that last post! Woot! Woot! You finally got it all figured out! Dave can feel even more inferior now...
Porkchop on December 09, 2004 4:49 PM

I hate to admit to my own stupidity, but for this entire year of blogging, that I could not figure out how to do links, I finially went to Blogger: Help. And what they sweetly pointed out, is that there is a helpful little button above the box that has a "link: symbol.

Yeah, I feel pretty stupid.

This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

Beth Ann

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