How To Thrill Me

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Send me flowers. I know, I know, I have already reiterated that SEVERAL times, but, today, I was all sick and miserable-ish and I recieved GOREGEOUS flowers from someone in Ukraine.

Actually, I have to confess, I haven't seen them yet, since I came home sick, but they did call me here at home to describe in careful detail what they look like. Assuring me, that these, by far, are the best flowers yet.

Only problem being, I was so incredibly happy that I couldn't sleep. So I had to bake cookies. Lots of them.

I am officially feeling the Christmas spirit,

1 Responses to “How To Thrill Me”

  1. Blogger sam 

    Happy over getting Flowers.
    Like what is wrong with you, you self centered little brat.
    There is all this misery in the world, starving children, soiulders dieing in battle, injustice, corruption.
    This shows how ego centric yoou are

    Anonoymous Looser

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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