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Being Nice Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be

Published 14.12.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

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Paticularly because I am completely less amusing. I am not nearly as snarky, I have no scathing commentary and I can't verbally viscerate people to save my life.

I take that back--just yesterday I shredded someone for saying my sister was looking for a "impossible to find" guy and I also threw a salesperson out of my office followed by a rain of staplers and calculators.

Maybe I'm just funnier in person now.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

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I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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