I feel the need to indulge myself in making a list of things that greatly annoy me. This is the verbal version of my yoga breathing...

1. People who announce they are pregnant when it really isn't necessary that you know. Also, saying your a "pregger." Pregger? What the heck?

2. People who are self-declared experts on everything! "Well in MY experience..." (or lack thereof)

3. People who refuse to disipline their children in fear of damaging their delicate constitution. Instead, they chase them screaming around the office, damaging OUR delicate constituions. And, these terrors grow up to be theives, murders and general terrors to society. All because their parents didn't spank them. Selfish bleeps.

4. People who are beligerent, and think they are THE most important customer. Guess what? We have like, two hundred of you "most important" people, back off before I bite you.

5. People who are mysteriously upset and angry. You cannot figure out a way to pacify them or placate them, and you are tiptoing around on eggshells because of it.

6. Last, but not least. PEOPLE WHO ARE MARRIED BUT MAKE OUT WITH MARINES ANYWAY! Ahem!

I think that concludes it!