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I am here, to testify to the fact I am alive. Barely, but I did make it. The excitement was not limited to the wedding, but plenty of drama beforehand. I shall not bore you with the bloody and gorey details, but will suffice you with the interesting details.

Seeing some "straight-laced-good-Baptist's" incredibly, smashingly drunk.

Having the mother of the bride refuse to talk to me and listening to a string of voicmail's she left me, threatening to do everything but set my house on fire.

Having a hour and a half of sleep in fourty-eight hours.

Having to clean out a barn at six in the morning in FLIP-FLOPS while it was twenty degrees.

Watching still-drunk groomsmen stuble down the aisle.


The best part would have to be being able to now say IT IS FINISHED.



12 Responses to “Wedding From...”

  1. Anonymous Anonymous 

    And you should be ashamed of yourself. Its time that you grew up and quit playing the fool. Any comments? 443-235-6693

    Paul Perdue Sr

  2. Anonymous Anonymous 

    what a loser you are you have no FREAKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! any one who writes all this crpa on the internet has to be really really immature and dumb

  3. Anonymous Anonymous 

    You and the other bridesmaids shouldn't have been in the guys hotel rooms in the first place, partying with them. I am not condoning the drinking, it saddens me that this happened, especially when a lot of you are underage. How it must have saddened the Lord to see this going on, with some of His children involved.

    Also, if people would have answered their cell phones, the mother of the bride would not have left messages. Nobody knew where you guys were, she was worried sick!
    Someday when you are a parent you will understand.

  4. Blogger Darth Fredd 

    It really isn't finished, yet. You'll insist on meshing our entire family's lives with your experience for the next week.It has happened before, it will happen again; and for this reason alone, I believe that you, in all your upset-ness, somehow enjoy it all.

  5. Anonymous Anonymous 

    (the the second poster) ok foo, look here, if you think this post was so "fricken" immature then why bother checking the blog in the first place? No one is forcing you to read this. Further more your oppions and or comments are useless and unwanted. The purpose of this blog is to write down the daily idiosyncrasies the author experiences.
    - stef

  6. Blogger Porkchop 

    Just want to state a few facts

    1. I did not have my cell phone with me. I only listened to the messages after the debacle.

    2. None of the bridesmaids were drunk.

    3. I did nothing that I would have not done if my parents were present.

  7. Anonymous Anonymous 

    SOMEONE TOLD ME TO READ SARAHS BLOG AND THIS IS THE STUPIDEST CRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN I AGREE WITH THE SECOND COMMENT LOL ...WAT A LOSER TO WRITE YOUR LIFE ONLINE SARAH. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HATE THE OTHER FAMILYS BUT KNOWONE REALLY GIVES A CRAP BOUT YOURS.. AND NEVER WILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE PUT IN A CELL : )

  8. Blogger joy 

    To Poster Number Seven:

    Look the word "blog" up in any dictionary and what do you find? "Definition: an online diary; a personal chronological log of thoughts published on a Web page; also called Weblog, Web log." (Source: www.dictionary.com.)Please note the word personal in that definition. Therefore, it is very easy to deduce that a blog is written for personal benefit; not for the public at large or for DUMB CLUCKS WHO SO WILLINGLY GIVE TWO CENTS ABOUT WHICH NO ONE CARES. (For you grammar teachers reading this, please note the absence of a dangling preposition. Yes, that was an effort.)

    So if you think her blog is stupid, fine, think that. And don't waste your time reading it.

  9. Anonymous Anonymous 

    BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA JOY CRY ME A FREAKIN RIVER :( I HATE PRISSY GIRLS

  10. Anonymous Anonymous 

    If writing blogs are so stupid and aimless than what of the stupid aimless people with nothing better to do than read them??

  11. Anonymous Anonymous 

    Also anyone to use that many exclamation points, mispells and childlike comments much be lets see intellectually challenged.. learning disabled possibly. or maybe just kathy who doesnt know what she'd talking about and couldn't intelligently put her two cents on a blog let alone paper if she tried

  12. Blogger SabiDaCutie 

    Wow, hateful hateful arent we family :0)

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