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The Office Memo's Have Finially Paid Off

Published 17.2.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

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The President of the company is a big fan of my biting office memo's. I do believe, he is alone in that fan club, but that is neither here nor there.

I was just informed, much to the horror and chagrin of those who read my blog, he would like me to start ghost writing different articles for the paper, press releases and that sort of thing.

I know, you are sitting there and every glaring comma, screaming apostrophe and superfluous adjective is jumping off the page right now. Very much IN YOUR FACE. Begging for their lives and the good of mankind.

But here I sit, cackling gleefully, rubbing my hands together and stringing together sentances of biting, ascerbic and hateful phrases. Mocking your helplessness as you contemplate calling up the paper and unsuscribing, RIGHT NOW.


Watch out world, I have been unleashed.

2 Responses to “The Office Memo's Have Finially Paid Off”

  1. Blogger joy  on February 17, 2005 3:11 PM  

    Yay! How very cool!

  2. Blogger Jon  on February 17, 2005 4:17 PM  

    Do you have a fan club now? Can I join?

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

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I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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