To All The Stupid People Who Think Saying Mean Things About My Big Brother Will Make Me Leap Out Of My Chair And Choke Them:


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I know where you live and I will kill you.

Or maybe just get you fired.

Or perhaps just secretly loathe you, your bad hair, your ugly outfits and your lack of ability to be a nice person.

Or perhaps I will simply unleash The Georgia Bitch aka Queen Of Slackers upon you when she is in town this weekend.

Suffice to say, I will quietly make your life miserable rather than procuring the desired effect of physical violence as you were hoping. But that doesn't mean QOS won't choke you. Just me.


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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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