9 Ways To Die, As Provided By Darth Fredd With Clever Drawings That I Am Sadly Unable To Show You


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Vodka + Car = Crushage

Milk + Pills = O.D.

Rope + Light Fixture = Strangulation

Bad Neighoborhood + "Double Deuce" = Mutilation

Incinerator + A Friend With A Totally F---ed Up Sense Of Humor = Burningnation

Vicious Dragon + Enthusiastic Pep Talk = Being Eaten Alive

Terrorist + Anti-Islamic Attitude = Utter Destruction

Catwalk Over Electric + Bad Sense Of Balance = Frying

Makeup + Men's Prison = Anal Hemmorage


1 Responses to “9 Ways To Die, As Provided By Darth Fredd With Clever Drawings That I Am Sadly Unable To Show You”

  1. Blogger Annalisa 

    Okay then. I think I am the most confounded at the last one.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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