I Feel Like Such A Hottie

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Saturday as we were sitting around waiting for customers to come on the lot so we could stalk them, the guys were rating any available females on a scale of 1-10. My butt was rated a 10 by a black guy.

Does this mean I have a ghetto booty? Or should just stop eating altogether?

1 Responses to “I Feel Like Such A Hottie”

  1. Blogger The Peter Files Blog of Comedy 

    To get a 10 generally requires universally appreciated, er, ass-ets.


    Your picture in your profile suggests that the rating was deserved, but is too mysterious for us to be sure.

    The only true way is to post pictures with less ambiguity with perhaps a poll from pollhost.com.

    Of course the results would be non-random and therefore as meaningless as the guy on the corner.

    The correct answer is of course "Why of course, dear....."


    But any male blog reader knows that

    Peter, Chairman the SFW Peter Files Blog
    Are these hot or not?

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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