It's Ordered!

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With a silicone case so I won't dent it and a warrenty so I won't replace it again.

It says:

she turned me into a newt! a neeeeeewt? i got better...

This is homage to my little brother who, long before he ever saw Monty Python and The Holy Grail, would act it out for us purely from script. Complete and utter hilariousness. However, once we watched the movie it was kind of a anticlimax.

burn her!

5 Responses to “It's Ordered!”

  1. Anonymous DarthFredd 

    Oh, that's sweeeeeet.

    My suggestions were:
    "When all else fails, there's always delusion."
    "SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong, strength crushes enemies! SOY!"
    "Baby: the other other white meat"

  2. Anonymous QOS 

    darling, i'm growing rather weary of this non-postingness.

  3. Anonymous steelcowboy 

    Hey kiddo, how ya doing?

  4. Anonymous vdoprincess 

    I think she's currently on the way back from dropping the brother off in Utah. Hopefully she'll be updating soon....

  5. Anonymous katy~* 

    miss you~*

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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