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The Association of Desk Jockies is pleased to announce the debut of the long-participated sport of WSW. For those of you who are not familiar with this sport, it is Watching Sarah Work. A strenious but exciting sport, not for the faint of heart.

This is a highly involved event, to properly play this game of skill, you must give Sarah a project of varrying difficulty, then watch as she completes it, as you stand over her making various comments while eating donuts, drinking coffee and being generally unhelpful. For the more committed player, you should even, turn your back on her, while doing the aforesaid activities. This allows you, as a professional athelete, to gain five pounds, catch up on office gossip and have your work done for you, all at once.

As you can see, this is a very excitng and productive sport and we hope that you will enjoy it as much as we have!

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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