Why Hershey's Should Be Outlawed in All Fifty States
Published 18.11.04 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
I want to bawl.
Flowing rivers of tears, blubbering like a baby, kicking my heels against the floor, beating my fists and generally feeling the overwhelming relief of not being able to cry a spot more.
I want to know that ever inch of mascara was washed away, that my tear ducts may remain dry for another six months and that I have demonstrated every juvenile action I know, save mooning the office and publicly ripping off my clothes.
I do believe the adult version of a pacifier is chocolate.
Damned Hershey's.
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