Healthfulness

Published 6.12.04 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

I can feel the very glow of good eating eminating from my very pores. I have eaten healthy for approximently, er, five hours.

You may ask yourself, how can you start eating that early? Very easy when you have to get up at the crack of dawn. My daily menu has included breakfast cereal that tastes like cat food (yes, I know what cat food tastes like) though it was FULL OF FIBER and GOOD FOR MY HEART as the box loudly proclaimed in three inch letters. And salad.

Problem being: I am going to be hungry in three point seven seconds.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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