We are doing our family holiday gathering tonight. These are generally fun times, lots of food, very loud people and we manage to have fun and stay sober. (That's what happens when you are formerly Amish.)

Problem Being: Granny has gotten a bit older, so she finds it amusing to make each family sector come up with a production, which was cute when we were, say, eight. Now that the youngest is sixteen, what exactly are we supposed to do? I will forgo detailing embarassing family productions we have done in the past, with the exception of singing "The Twelve Days of A Redneck Christmas" we DESERVE to be embarassed and ridiculed over that, I don't know WHOSE idea that was. Anyway. Our options were rather limited so, we have resigned ourselves to humming Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer with kazoos.


Believe it or not, we are all adults.