How To Annoy The HELL Out Of Me
Published 17.1.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
Walk in the door, stare at my chest and proclaim "It's COLD outside, I can TELL!"
Did you THINK I would not NOTICE that my BOOBS were being FONDLED with your EYES? Do I LOOK like a FREAKING walking thermometer? Like you just didn't walk out of the FREEZING cold, you had to LOOK at me LIKE THAT to TELL that? Bucko, if you owned anything more than a bicycle, I would SUE your scrawny butt for sexual harrasment and PERMANENT emotional damage.
May I now commence to my life of wearing a BURKA.
i get this too, its ok when my husband says it, but when its complete strangers it really bugs me...
i've had this problem since i was 13...it doesn't get any better...