The Three Little Lesbians


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The perilous adventures of the three of us never cease to crack me up. For a detailed account of the adventure, go here. But in short, I will suffice to say, we did not protest the fact we were lesbians to get our dinner paid for.

And this incredibly educated guess was deducted from the fact we don't enjoy ogling drunk guys. With candy thongs. Who invite us to bite off of it.

As we sat there and laughed at their incredibly drunken propositions, I reminded the girls, this is what I would have been marrying into, a couple of proposals ago.



Here's a toast to a life without candy thongs and drunken firemen!


1 Responses to “The Three Little Lesbians”

  1. Blogger Rick 

    too funny.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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