How To Annoy Me


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Tell me that my hair makes me look like a biker chick. Excuse me, last time I checked, biker chicks didn't wear pearls.

Inform me that you would not want your niece/daughter/sister-in-law to grow up like me. That is all fine and well, I don't know if I want to be me either, but do you need to TELL me that?


All in all, I am clearly a bad influence.


1 Responses to “How To Annoy Me”

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    Ah, what may perhaps be worse is when people say they DO want their niece/daughter/sister-in-law to grow up like you. It gives me a sick, guilty feeling. HYPOCRITE!

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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