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The Latest In Cell Phones

Published 13.5.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

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Besides the fabulous Razor camera phone... is to dangle it from between your teeth.

Yes! I am just as suprised as you all. But this charming fashion was modeled for me but a lovely young lady who came in, open cell phone dangling from between her lips. (Does insurance cover that as abuse or water damage?)

She then began talking to me, with the cell phone still between her lip gloss smeared lips. Needless to say, she needed to keep those pebbles in her mouth a little longer before attempting to communicate around such a large obsticle.

When she laughed, a very nauseating sound which came from the back of her throat in the same fashion she would have cleared flem from her passageways, I realized perhaps this was yet another fashion tip I should ignore from her.



The first being: Uggs paired with a skimpy tank top on a rather cold afternoon.

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