I just wanted to say, the lack of funniness is going to continue for awhile since I am feeling sicker and sicker. The horrible cold has now settled in my chest in a sharp cough. The kind that feels like a knife whenever you breathe.

Not to be mistaken for the cold leaving me completely. The entire front of my head is stuffy and full of all sorts of unspeakable things that give me headaches and keep me occupied with my box of Kleenex.

This cannot simply be written of to a nasty cold, since I am now quite nauseous and dizzy I will give my utmost effort to try and pass out at work today so I can go home. (Though the nausea might be in direct correlation to the fact I all I ate for breakfast was Whitestrips backwash and a sour raspberry Altoid. This does not, however, explain the dizziness.)

In other news, I am wearing a cute new skirt, which I realized did not match my shirt once I got to work.

I am blaming my sickness on work related stress. Unfortunately, I don't think anyone is going to care about me or my sickness until I start leaving at wake of used Kleenex behind me, or better get, heaped on their respective desks. Even then, they wouldn't care about poor dying Porkchop, they would simply care to know if I had AIDS or not as they gingerly removed the possiblely deathly tissues.



This day cannot be over fast enough.