1. People love me.

Four cups of venti chai, a sushi dinner and chinese food were all proffered as gifts of love last night. Though I was practically bleeding chai by the end of the night, it nice to know that people love me that much.

2. Leftover sushi is good for breakfast.

How cool is it to sit there and eat sushi while everyone is drinking the disgusting Maxwell House coffee? Besides, it makes you look very hardcore.

3. Everday I am becoming more like Queen-Of-Slackers.

Even after my sushi I was hungry, so I ordered some fattening chipped beef on toast. Someone was foolish enough to point out the fact I had just eaten. So?! I AM STILL HUNGRY! ARE YOU SAYING I AM FAT?! ARE YOU SAYING I AM GOING TO GET FAT?! NO?! Good. Then shut the hell up.

4. Falling out of bed half an hour before you have to be at work, is not such a good idea.

That means no time for Starbucks when you desperately need it, after working roughly thirty hours in the past two days. That means leaving your linen pants slightly wrinkled. And that means being MORE grumpy than usual.

5. Throwing temper tantrums will get you your way.

Especially when it is accompanied by lots of arm waving, talking fast and injured expressions. YOU WILL GET YOUR WAY. They really aren't sure what to do with a female who DEMANDS that they do things. And secretely, they like it, a tiny bit.

6. Wherever my sisters go, people think they are hot.

I think that pretty much speaks for itself. Oh, Barbie. You need to go see Kevin in Honda, he is eagerly awaiting your visit so he can take you out to dinner, send you flowers and be the perfect gentleman. Otherwise, he knows he will have a four-inch heel in his ass.