Because, not only do the people at Blockbuster know my name, not only do they herald me as The Queen Of Restocking Fees, but they don't even ask for my card. THEY PULL MY ACCOUNT UP BY MEMORY!
I think they have started briefing the new employees as to who I am. "There is this pathetic single girl who will come in every so often and take out the whole store. She will not return the DVD's for two months. But. No worries. Her cats didn't eat her. She will eventually bring them back. And by the time she brings them back, YOU WILL KNOW FROM MEMORY WHICH ONES ARE LATE. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your friend, she is paying for your college."
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