Hand Sanitizer

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To most people, hand sanitizer is known as an innocent little product, favored by mothers of small children and clean freaks.

Well, my friends, I have news for you, it is my new best friend. Or it is supposed to be.

My boss has developed this hand sanitizer fetish, large dispensers loom in every corner, as well as a cute little bottle on each person's desk. I have been brainstorming Christmas gifts and I was thinking adorable little brass personalized bottle holders. Even better, with nicknames that I have personally deemed. How about starting with the seven dwarves. Grump? Oh wait! Did they have a Bossy?

Anyway, I think the alcohol has thoroughly evaporated any sense of smell that I might have once had. And common sense. Can common sense be evaporated?

1 Responses to “Hand Sanitizer”

  1. Blogger Brian 

    LOL! Great idea.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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