How To Annoy Me:

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Call me incessently during the night, while I cannot turn off my phone, since it has the pesky habit of not liking to turn back on. You think, after I didn't answer for the TENTH time, you MIGHT get a hint.

Do not call me seventeen times unless you would like to be murdered in cold blood.

4 Responses to “How To Annoy Me:”

  1. Blogger Rugger 

    You know, there is usually a silent or vibrate mode on cell phones...

    Just a thought, don't kill me.

  2. Blogger Dave 

    Good call smart guy, I think the point is that the person is calling seventeen times, not the fact that the sound keeps going off. When you are waiting for a call and keep seeing it's someone you don't want to talk to it tends to annoy you. But baby barbie is such a loving person she is only kidding.......hahaha....yea.

  3. Blogger Porkchop 

    I did have it on vibrate actually, but David is right, part of the sheer annoyance is the fact he KEPT CALLING.

    And my phone makes this awful "BRRRR" noise whenever it vibrates. Nothing I own knows how to do anything quietly.

    Including family members.

  4. Blogger Rugger 

    Yeah Dave, I got the point. I was trying to inject a little humor into the situation, but hey, when someone calls seventeen times in the middle of the night, you know that there's got to be a little sleep deprivation going on.

    And Sarah, the vibrate thing does have to the most annoying thing to listen to while trying to sleep. You have my sympathy.

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