How To Annoy Me Beyond Belief


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1. Be the Jealous Cow Who Stole My Job But Had To Give It Back Again.

2. Be the Jealous Cow Who Stole My Job But Had To Give It Back Again Who I Have To Watch The Front Desk For, and complain CONTINUALLY that YOU have to take a lunch break, all the while watching me cram my lunch in my mouth, answer the phone, talk to clients and curse you under my breath.

3. Be the Jealous Cow Who Stole My Job But Had To Give It Back Again Who I Have To Watch The Front Desk For, and MAKE me watch the front desk as SOON as my DARLING sister brings me lunch. Just because you are jealous that you A. Don't have a gorgeous sister. B. You don't have anyone who likes you enough to bring you lunch.



I think HAMBURGERS sound good for lunch. Rare. REALLY rare.


1 Responses to “How To Annoy Me Beyond Belief”

  1. Blogger Rick 

    that's one of the reasons God didn't say monday was "good" (genesis one). too many times, it ain't. hope the afternoon goes better than lunchtime for ya.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


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