We start today, readying ourselves for tomorrow night. A evening of poise, beauty and talent. Actually, a evening where you wish you had a little flask to start nipping on. Paticularly the bit where someone starts singing "My Favorite Things."
Pageant Barbie is participating in yet ANOTHER evening of beads and sequins. Next weekend I think they even add feathers! In any event, let us hope, pray, beseech, implore that she wins.
If you are ever in the area, you have to come to one of these things. They are educational, entertaining, amusing and suicidal ALL AT ONCE! How clever. The stories I could tell and the scathing caractures I could amuse you with.
Come one, come all.
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