Attention Microwave Users:

Contrary to popular belief, the responsibility of keeping the radioactive machine in which you warm your lunches and snacks, is not in the job description of the payroll deparment. It is, in essence written into YOUR job description.

Yes, that is YOU.

We are not asking that you maintian a cleaning routine that would make your kitchen cupboards jealous. We are merely beseeching the constituents, yes, that is YOU, Microwave User, merely wipe up anything off the little glass tray that goes round and round as it warms your fattening vittles. If you do not do so, it hardens into something unbelievably wicked and is then, religated to the lowest on the Payroll Totem Pole.

If you find wiping too difficult, the little glass tray that goes round and round is also removable, for the convenience of you, the Microwave Using Constituents. (Some of you might not be familiar with this feature since you have never cleaned anything in your life.)



In case you have understood not a word I have written, in short: clean up after yourselves.