As evidenced by my last post, it is, well, RATHER COLD. This very moment, the little Weather Bug that hovers in the corner of my screen is proclaiming the tempature a cheery EIGHTEEN DEGREES.
I think this is perfectly good reason to:
Permanently move to Hawaii
Buy a full length mink coat
Experiment with being an eskimo
Tell everyone I hate that they need to FREEZE AND DIE
Maybe I should consider a mascetomy?
or, go on a cruise to the Bahamas like MY BOSS leaving ME to freeze and die. come freeze and die with me, it will be much more fun together.
Yes! Let us gnaw on coffee beans together and bounce excitedly about our offices. Leaving our hearts to develop irregular rythems, sending us into a very un-blissful, twitchy sort of death.
Shall we invite Laura?
I think y'all are way too in touch with your feminine side....as previously posted about the restaurant, though I have to admit was funny.
it's twice as warm here right now - 36F. the only thing good about living in SC is that winter happens sometimes to break up the monotony of heat and humidity all the time - was 75F here last week, and might snow/sleet/ICE (ice is what we really get) this weekend.
set your weatherbug to zipcode=00918 - might at least feel a bit warmer.
inventor of the space heater is a real man of genius. i LOVE him whoever he was.