You know you live in a small town when you find great amusement out of getting lost in Wal Mart.
Now, please understand, I am NOT one of those people who goes to Wal Mart for the fun of it, I find that incredibly horrid. I mean how much louded can you shout PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING than TRYING to get thrown out of Wal Mart to amuse yourself. Actually, I hate Wal Mart with a passion.
But, people find our Wal Mart somewhat of a novelty, it IS rather large. I know it like the back of my hand, for undisclosed reasons, so when Laura and I went on the hunt for the perfect water bottle to go with my new running shoes it was supposed to be uneventful. Which it was, until I COULD NOT FIND LAURA to save my life and was being chased by mexicans as I looked high and low for her, to no avail.
After we finially reconvenned in the Diet Coke section, all was well, but I was silently hating myself for laughing so hard at LOSING MY SISTER IN WAL MART.
Jeez. I just need to date my cousin and be done with it.
ooooh. get some walkie-talkies!
Hello...Cell Phones!!! A technological concept, I know. Text Message, Call...yes even a walky talky
Were you wearing shoes? And a tube top? Did you arrive in a rusty pickup truck? If all of these are no, there's still hope for you! ;)
Laura, was cleverly not carrying her cell phone. WALKIE TALKIES? Those are for wanna-be's who think they are important. Nokia, with their stupid little phones, also falls in that catigory.
Anyone who actually knows me, can safely say seeing me in a rusty pickup truck, tube top and sneakers in the dead of winter is so not happening. Only in the summer.
Kidding people. Kidding.
what about nextel?