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Commitment Issues

Published 14.3.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

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Not paticularly to men, though it has been conjectured before, but towards dieting. This weekend, I was on this FABULOUS diet that consisted of chugging saltwater, taking cayienne pills and drinking all the lemon/maple syrup water your tummy could hold. Fabulous. Yum.

I also spent the weekend being sick in bed. Wanting to vomit and die.

As I lied there, I thought of all the OTHER diets I had tried, besides Atkins and all those other COMMON, UNCREATIVE and CHILDISH diets, I recalled the apple cider vinegar diet which required me to drink copious amounts of the stuff. Which, in turn, made me lose my voice. Nice. There was the tea and crackers diet... all vegetables... all water... you get the idea.



So. One more diet scorned and tossed aside, a few thousand more to go.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

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I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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