The Three Little Pigs


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Yes. That would be us. The sisters.

Last night, I succumbed to the invitation for Chinese food, even though it was from the very place that made me violently ill on General Tso's Chicken, and we painted, ate Chinese food and were generally very odd. Though, I don't know if we should say we were ODD since we are ALWAYS like that.

Since I cannot be trusted with a paintbrush (past experience has taught them I might paint obscenities on the wall that takes COATS and COATS of paint to erase) I was given the job of caulking and removing outlet covers. I am quite adept at caulking, if I do say so myself, and quickly took to caulking holes in the walls, pieholes and any other available orifices. Was very fun indeed.

As the paint fumes grew stronger, ventilation become more inconsistent and more of our faithful friends joined us, we grew more and more unpredictable.

At one point, PageantBarbie was demonstrating how small llama children could get the walls dirty. Complete with drooling tougnue and arm-waving. I started shrieking out the lyrics to every single song that came to mind. Mostly consisting of Sunday School songs from around the age of five. VDOPrincess was busy trying to bodypaint everyone.

And that was only the beginning...

If you want to see us in our element. In the state that gives us plenty of blog fodder, you should come.



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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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