Teetering


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Right now, I am stomping on the line that seperates a nervous breakdown and a bad day. Today has not been bad paticularly, but THE WHOLE FREAKING MONTH has been hellish.

Everytime our dippy Vice President comes by my desk with her saccrine voice trying to pry a bit of personal information out of me, steal a bit of my lunch or demonstrate HOW COLD HER HANDS ARE, I just want to BITE her. On the fleshy part of her fingers.

When the receptionist makes some uncharitable comment about my outfit/hair/state-of-sleeplesness, I want to tell her to SHOVE IT. AND SHOVE IT HARD!

The office manager tells me that I, out of ALL THE EMPLOYEES, have to cover the front desk over lunch, again. I fantasize telling her NO. NO DAMMIT. NO. I. WILL. NOT.

My immediate supervisor makes snarky comments about something I did not do, but has been conveniently blamed on me. I smile sweetly, thinking how she will get to take ALL THE BLAME when I leave.

People refuse to answer their phones, stay at their desks and generally do the sort of things that are required TO MAKE MONEY. For the few of us who DO stay at our desks, answer our phones and ACTUALLY WORK, it means we get to do ALL THEIR WORK, as well as our own.

People once they do answer their phones, SHOUT RIGHT INTO YOUR EAR, so not only do you permanently lose your hearing, but you entertain thoughts of murder, GORY MURDER, for these EAR DRUM SLAYERS.



I have invented myself a new job description. Contemplator of The Most Efficient Suicide Method.


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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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