Porkchop: Last night, as I was sleeping, I became suddenly aware we have a cat. Or was I just dreaming.
GeekChild: Yes. That is correct.
Porkchop: Was anyone aware I am deathly allergic to cats and I COULD DIE?
*clutches at throat, gasping for air*
GeekChild: You know, it's not all about you.
It's not? You learn something new every day.
Don't ya hate when that happens?
Welcome back Porkchop.