First of all, if you would like to NOT SELL YOUR CAR, list it in the wrong year. Because you are young, blonde, stupid and generally slow.

Secondly, once you do sell it, preferably sell it to someone who does not trust you. Who squints their eyes suspiciously at them every time you talk to them. Also, make sure they barely speak English.

Thirdly, it would behoove you to drop the vehicle off in a ghetto neighborhood. Preferably the concrete jungle. Please take your best friend, so if your raped and murdered bodies are found, you will know you were in it together.

Fourthly, after arguing with the person to whom you are selling the car for a good twenty minutes, neglect to LOOK AT THE CHECK to make sure (since he is obviously FOREIGN to this country) he wrote it out correctly.

Fifthly, upon the discovery that the check was written out for the wrong amount, curl up into the fetal position and bawl. Until someone takes mercy upon you and assists you in the rest of life in general.



Being helpless is very perilous at times.