Well, I officially have one month in the car business behind me.

For all it's trials and the tantrums I throw, it has helped me more than I will readily confess. It has helped me hone my skills for dealing with crisis, coming up with improvisational answers and always, always smiling.

However, my scathing wit and ascerbic commentary have suffered much. Mainly because I have been forcing myself to try and be kind. The scary thing? They are still terrified of me and think I am dreadfully evil.

So for those of you who have been missing the hilarious evil Porkchop, I must warn you, if she comes back, it might be awhile. But then again, she might return soon and with vengance of her frustration levels remain as high as they have been.



Until then--I will write frequently on free lunches and Starbucks, sure to keep my lack of faith men firmly entact.