After Starbucks was delivered, lunch was bought for me a few times over and I was finially sitting at my desk working someone commented "Damn, Porkchop, you have the hook-up!"
Sadly, and frankly I replied "No. I just have lots of men who want to sleep with me."* **
*Obviously this excludes The Sisters and Boyfriend of Twiglet.** This stinging reply is often alternated with the ever-popular "Yes. That is what happens when you have people who love you."
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