Do not eat chili while driving, when wearing a white shirt. It might be alright with darker colors, but definately not white.
Tomato stains do not come out. Not with tide pens, not with water, not with soap and water, not with anything.
Perhaps, if I curbed my greed, not only would I benefit looks-wise (i.e. waistline) but my personal orderliness factor would skyrocket.
Oh well. I am making lonliness and matted cat hairball dolls, vogue.
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