Random Lady who had a question from our service department sits down at my desk. As I am seating myself she comments
"Oh! You have those pants on that were featured on Oprah this morning!"
(I have never seen an episode of Oprah in my life, but still, I'm a little insulted. My pants on the show that is targeted towards bored middle aged housewives? Not good.)
"Really."
"Yes! She did this feature on pants that style and how they make you look much thinner and hide all that junk in your trunk."
"Well, er, thank you?"
She leaned forward conspiratorially
"I'm going to be getting myself a pair. Because
you look thin so they
must work."
Seriously!! They're AMAZING!! You'd never guess that I actually weigh 300lbs!!
"It's not really the pants; it's the two pairs of control top pantyhose I'm wearing underneath."
Oh, damn.