This Is What I Think Of People Who Run Off And Get Significant Others And Are Suddenly Too Important To Talk To Us
Published 21.4.06 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
"they just dove headfirst into the shallow end of the pool called SUCKYNESS"
"they jumped feet first into the pit of quicksand called douchebaggery"
"they just bellyflopped into the shark invested waters of McFuckerville"
"and if we ever see them, HI-YAH!!!! FUCKSIAN!!! and we'll whip out our poisoned chopsticks"
See, that's the REAL reason that the Cute Attorney and I broke up. . .
i love this post.