Y'all Have a Nice Day


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If I wanted to sit here and muse, or if you want a paticularly long post, I could wax eloquent about Jared for awhile, but somehow I don't think that is what you were looking for.

I will suffice it to say, we had a very fun weekend together, and he comes home in 17 days!

My latest gripe with life is that my boobs are entirely too big. I know, the rest of the world does not agree, but when you have people who GREET them! We know we have a serious problem.
It all comes back to the fact sometimes I think the male species is so completely disgusting. For example, when I work in drive-thru I consistently have guy staring down my shirt when I go to give them their order. It is then I am tempted to neatly pitch it in their laps and then smile sweetly.

Ok, last week this man pulls up to get his order and I greet him cheerily. He immediately affixes his eyes to my chest, and their they remain until he pulls away from the window. The clincher was the fact, when I told him to have a nice day he says "Y'all have a nice day too." Still staring intently. ARGH! The NERVE of some people. The NERVE of some people to flirt with Chic-Fil-A employees. I mean, I know most of the girls I work with are ho's, but seriously! I act very nice and sweet and innocent you THINK they would give me the dignity of treating me like a EXPENSIVE ho instead of a cheap one.

Alas, such is my plight in life with red hair, thick legs, squishy waist, and big boobs. It's a rough life.


This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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