What I Think of Models

Published 3.9.04 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

I do believe that models are some of the most stupid creatures to ever stumble the earth.

First of all, modeling is NOT what it is cracked up to be, but that is a different tirade for a different day.

Secondly, you don't have to be pretty! You just have to be God-awful thin and willing to stay that way even if it means eating away at your internal organs, looking like a STARVED skeleton and never eating more then 2.6 ounces of food in one sitting.

Thirdly, you have no job security. Who would be that stupid to have a occupation where if in the horrifying event that your hair fell out, you could not go back to work the next day.

Argh! I was perusing the pages of several different agencies, and frankly, I find it disgusting. Glorified twigs contorted into what are supposed to be sensual positions. And they all look the same, every last starved one of them.

And they are the most concieted bunch of people you will ever meet.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

What I Think of Models

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