Cookies and then some

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My Saturday was spent creating well over five hundred cookies in various shapes, sizes and flavors. I was assisted by two loving little elves (actually more like slave-labor demons) who carefully scooped and rolled over half of these baked creations.

To liven up their hours of drudgery, in typical adolescent style, they thought it would be quite clever to form play Cookie Dough Anatomy. Needless to say, I am scarred for life, you can only imagine the possibilities of their fertile minds, but it mostly consisted of lots of cookie dough testicles.

I will never be able to look at cookies the same.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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