Upon perusing my reader activity (thank you dear readers) I came upon not one, but
two international visitors. One from Iran and one from the United Kingdom.
We will ignore the fact that it was most likely a mishap or fluke and simply state that I am a
internationally read blogger! (This is the point where I insert a clever Iranian word, if I knew one.)
Thank you readers, even if you aren't really a reader, but merely a stumbling fluke.
When people try to make you look stupid by speaking in another language or when you need a foreign-sounding comment, just remember this: pig latin works in a pinch.