Thank You Market America!!

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Market America has the best products ever! It has cured problem so many of my problems, some, I did not even know existed. Friends, family and just about everyone have beneifted, even my cat was cured of hairballs, but I digress.

I have not been able to vomit naturally for around five years. After suffering with eating disorders, the one glaring reminder that had remained to plague me was a inability to vomit without sticking my finger down my throat. Annoying, but convenient at times.

My sister, a rising star in the Market America gallexy, had convinced me to try the Colon Cleanse in order to improve my health. The very first day after carefully reading the instructions, I took the pills and then, I did not even taste it, I simply sniffed my first sip of fiber drink. AND IT HAPPENED! I threw up on my very own! Vomiting will never be the same again!


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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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