Oddly enough, the name of my fantasy football team was Pork Chop Goobers...anyhows...that's just a myth. Birks do not make anyones feetsies look like pork chops!
I'm gonna be strolling around Delaware in Birks this summer with my niece, and I dare anyone to make fun of me when she's there :)
What fallacy is this?? Although I'm not really into sandels, birkenstocks seem rather nice. Why the angst?
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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.
I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of
joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have
a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women
who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like
I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses
of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel
obligated, that link is here only by request.
Birks are evil. Birks with socks are worse.
other than the heidi klum collection, i would advise staying very far away from anything bearing the birkenstock name.
on another note - did you know that queer eye is taking applications?
buy him some flip flops; there are even nice ones from Kenneth Cole and have a Birks Burning party ASAP
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with Birks. They are comfy. I think I like this fella, he is probably pretty cool if he wears Birks :)
tell him birks make his feet look like porkchops. or something.
Oddly enough, the name of my fantasy football team was Pork Chop Goobers...anyhows...that's just a myth. Birks do not make anyones feetsies look like pork chops!
I'm gonna be strolling around Delaware in Birks this summer with my niece, and I dare anyone to make fun of me when she's there :)
yeah well the only people that I know that wear birkenstocks are lesbians and my husband very fat aunt.
yeah well the only people that I know that wear birkenstocks are lesbians and my husband's very fat aunt.
What fallacy is this?? Although I'm not really into sandels, birkenstocks seem rather nice. Why the angst?