This morning, a co-worker was trying to set me up with her brother-in-law, who happens to be twice my age, divorced once and generally odd. Anyway. She was extolling my virtues, and I didn't realize quite how wonderful I was. As she put it, I AM SUPERWOMAN!
Except, the little tights are unfeasible at the moment. So, ALMOST Superwoman!
maybe this will work instead of the tights.