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And It All Becomes So Freakishly Clear

Published 9.2.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

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Upon trying repeatedly to collect on a invoice that is overdue from a North Carolina company and recieving the same belligerent response from the sweet-talking SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN, I took matters into my own hands.

As I investigated, one of our branch managers kept defending his unprofessional demeanor, saying it was MY fault, when I clearly had the paperwork that outlined HE DID NOT PAY ME.

I poked. I prodded. And I found out far more than I wanted. The branch manager had a long running affair with this client. OF COURSE! What a bloody brilliant idea! SLEEP WITH THE VENDORS SO THEY DON'T PAY THEIR INVOICES.

Please note: this branch manager is old, ugly, smokes and has the world's most grating voice.



Just how low do YOU go so you don't pay your bills?

3 Responses to “And It All Becomes So Freakishly Clear”

  1. Blogger DBFrank  on February 09, 2005 11:27 AM  

    Not that low. Ever. I hope.
    Isn't there a word for those who sleep with others for monetary gain?

  2. Blogger QOS  on February 09, 2005 11:46 AM  

    whore. that's the word you're looking for.

  3. Blogger DBFrank  on February 09, 2005 12:03 PM  

    Yup. That was it!

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I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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