Violation Of The Senses


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This weekend, upon doing some shopping with a friend, I stumbled across the source of All Fashion Crimes. Coldwater Creek. I cannot, no matter how eloquent my words, describe to you the astute horror that hangs from the racks of this store. I believe their designers are washed-up Pet Clothing Designers. Their masterful creations include, but are not limited to:

KNIT capri pants with embroidery at the ankles. ELASTICISED.

Coats with very, very fake shearling. Think nappy polar fleece.

Paisley pants. Need I say more?

Shirts that make you want to upholster your sofa, IN THE VERY SAME MATERIAL.

It was truly more than my soul could bear, all my senses cried out in protest. WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY? WHY ARE YOU HERE? PLEASE JUST GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND MAKE US ALL HAPPIER.



If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out...


2 Responses to “Violation Of The Senses”

  1. Blogger Life is better blonde 

    I know the feeling...the same kind of horror when you see someone wearing tapered ankle jeans.

  2. Blogger JameeJoy 

    Eww..eeww, or someone around the age of 65-ish wearing tight white (sheer) pants and a purple thongs..Excuse me while I go throw up.

    oh yeah, it's never ok to do that..no matter how old or in shape you are lol! *shudders* yuck.

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