Children Should Be Seen And Not Heard

Published 3.2.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

So they do not tell you such things as "your new glasses make you look awful" and nobly inform you that your butt is very "smackable."

Add ten years to this child and I cannot wait to see the vengeance Of God inflicted on his mother for her rather sassy days of youth. When God said "vengeance is mine" He forgot to mention the minute detail that this paticular brand of vengeance would last for years and years in the form of small gingerbread colored children with very large mouths.

Revenge is sweet.

2 Responses to “Children Should Be Seen And Not Heard”

Jillyvanilli on February 03, 2005 2:28 PM

The title is just, quite frankly, beauty personified.
DBFrank on February 03, 2005 7:20 PM

Yeah.. or if you're a guy like me who is becoming, shall we say, less work for his barber; and have his neice look at him while she and her sister are dicussing their bangs and say ever so sweetly "But Uncle.. YOU don't HAVE any bangs" and then giggle....
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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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