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It Lives

Published 4.3.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

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The disrespecting piece of equipment known as my phone has decided to grace us with it's presence once again. (It is a wonder someone hasn't actually named it.)

I did not attempt to give it mouth-to-mouth or even try electrocuting life back into it. Instead in a very logical and thought out plan, I threw it against the wall.

While you might be scoffing at my impulsiveness, I can disregard your disgust for my emotional outburst since it DID decide to work again.

Prehaps I should go work for Verizon Tech Support. Sharing my advice and love with all those around me.


I have found my calling in life. HURLING THINGS AGAINST THE WALL.

1 Responses to “It Lives”

  1. Blogger QOS  on March 04, 2005 11:17 AM  

    walls? i would never throw something at a wall.

    i prefer to throw things at intern heads.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

cookies for troops


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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